I tend to attract certain types of people. These types include the elderly, young children, and guys who are total weirdos. I don't mean that these are the only people who like me. I simply mean that members from these populations have a unique way of finding me and clinging. This has been the case my entire life, especially as far as the last group goes, and I've never quite been able to shake them. I love that children take to me easily, so I don't feel the need to expand much on that. It has made my job as a teacher and perpetual babysitter much easier. I like to think it is some irresistible, pure-hearted character trait that draws children to me, but many times I think that children simply recognize me as someone who probably keeps twizzlers nearby. Elderly people find me in public spaces like airports, coffee shops, and libraries. "Ah, went with the Americano I see. heh. Never did take to the taste of expresso myself. What's your name, little la